Erin Schulte: Dear Bible-Thumping, Fundamentalist Hypocrite

Dear Bible-Thumping, Fundamentalist Hypocrite - Erin Schulte on Esquire.com: "So I'm sitting in the bar on Saturday night with friends drinking pints, and I get up to head home early--I've got something to do in the morning. 'Where are you off to? Hot date?' someone asks. 'I have to get up early for church.' And just like that, a nervous and confused silence spreads across the table."